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A/N: Multifandom short fics done for Tumblr requests. All are PG-ish, at most. Links take you to AO3.

got a new feel; west wing; charlie/zoey, genderswap

can't tell you what i'm feeling; parks & rec; donna/jean-ralphio, telepathy

grubbing in the ashes; elementary; apocalypse

lay there in your brain; suits; donna, amnesia

close your eyes & make believe; downton abbey; richard carlisle/mary crawley, modern au

two men and a baby; big bang theory; accidental baby acquisition

ohio is wine country too, you know; book group; drunk!fic

Title: A Lion Still Has Claws
Rating: PG
Length: ~1000 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones (Cersei Lannister)
Recipient: casterlys
Spoilers: Pre-series only

A/N: SHORT AND SWEET, A SUMMER FICATHON. Title from The Rains of Castamere!

On LJ | AO3 | DW


( As a girl Cersei dreamt often of the day that Rhaegar Targaryen would take her to wife. )

Title: Break Out Our Old Machines Now (The Bad Days Coming Remix)
Rating: G
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: Firefly (Zoe Washburne)

A/N: REVERSE REMIX: COMMENT EDITION. Title from Sleater-Kinney's Combat Rock (come back to me, &Sleater-Kinneyyyyyyyy;). Thanks to Jules for giving me her Legs To Stand to play with <33

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( There's a storm brewing out there in the black. )

Title: Never Break the Chain
Rating: G
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: Doctor Who (Martha)
Prompt: run in the shadows / damn your love, damn your lies / and if you don't love me now, you will never love me again

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. Written long-ago for a prompt on the Awesome Ladies Ficathon. I'd hoped to turn it into a Year That Never Was longfic with Martha/OFC and Martha/getting over the Doctor, but, well. This is as far as I ever got. Maybe Petronella will turn up in something else someday (I HOPE).

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( Black water sloshed in their wake as the boat bellied up to the abandoned dock. )

Title: If I'm Not The Same
Rating: up to PG-13 for language
Length: 4600 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory
Prompt: Uses the third fifteen prompts in order from the 2010 Paradox-o-rama Fiction Friday thing at sheldon_penny, the link to which I lost long ago.

A/N: Supposed to be an AMNESTY FIC in a shameless copying of damalur but idk, somehow I finished them instead. These are all one-year-later continuations of the AUs in Through the Looking Glass and If It Was So from long-forgotten picture prompts at sheldon_penny. As done as they'll ever get, I guess. iii from all three collections obviously got re-used in Get Rid of Me If You Try!

Read the whole thing on AO3

( But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I? )

Title: Just Like Notting Hill
Rating: PG
Length: 6600 words
Fandom: 30 Rock (Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes)
Recipient: allthingsholy!
Warning: get your brain bleach ready
A/N: AL, I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION TO help_japan ♥♥ I started this before the North Korean whatever the hell that was subplot last season, so Avery ... *handwaves*

Two videos that might come in handy but aren't necessarily required viewing: America/Canada TRU LUV 4 EVA; and badminton rant, with someone who is hands down my absolute favorite what-in-holy-hell-is-happening-here part of any NBC Olympics broadcast. Seriously, I wish they'd make her the primetime anchor instead of ol' Blandyface Costas.

Thank you to the always fabulous inkdot for everything she does and all the times she doesn't tell me to stfu. ♥♥ And HUGE thanks to littlebutfierce for help with the Finnish translation :D

Try it on AO3!


( This was going to be a hiatus to remember. )