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Title: I Love You (Don't Touch Me)
Rating: R, for language. Oh, such language.
Length: ~4600 words
Fandom: VEEP (Amy/Dan)

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. Nine billion years ago, Shaunna asked me for fake relationship VEEP fic. Um, ta-da? Kind of? I've been trying for almost two years to put more in this, but. Yeah. It's post-season 1, I tried to get the timelines straight but, uh, what timelines? How much time passes in season 1? A week? A year? I don't know. I couldn't figure it out. Give me Mike's job, is what I'm getting at here. I can't be worse than him! I only need to walk my imaginary dog like twice a week!

On AO3

( Amy didn't just run screaming out of Bumpkinville yesterday. )

Title: Objectively The Worst
Rating: G
Length: ~900 words
Fandom: Lizzie Bennet Diaries (Charlotte Lu/Caroline Lee)

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. Don't look for more; there's only this. :(

( In the grand scheme of things, following someone you hardly knew and could barely stand halfway across the state to take them up on a job offer was ... a pretty great idea? )

Title: Taste Them In My Teeth
Rating: R
Length: ~2600 words
Fandom: Hannibal (genderswapped!Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham, Beverly Katz, Jack Crawford, Alana Bloom)
Warning: references to non-canon non-con/rape/assault and milder-than-canon cannibalism

A/N: Written for the "forbidden fruit" square for trope_bingo. Title from "Man" by Neko Case (♥). All my thanks to Damalur for kicking this into shape (♥♥).

The violence isn't too graphic but better safe than sorry. May also hit some body and/or pregnancy horror buttons, so caveat lector (har har!).

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( As Persephone faded, so too does Hannibal, for a time. )

Title: Be Drowned No More
Rating: G
Length: ~2600 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones (Sansa Stark)

A/N: Written for Ghostrelic for the sansa_sandor holiday exchange. Title from a sonnet by John Donne. Thanks to Teinte for the beta!

This fic took a number of detours before it wound up here. One of them became a story about Elaena Targaryen as Baelor the Blessed lay dying, if you want to check it out: A Little World Made Cunningly.

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( Once, Sansa dreamed of flying high over the slate roof of the Maidenvault, the sweet voices of Baelor's sisters rising in lament from behind its heavy doors. )

Title: A Little World Made Cunningly
Rating: G
Length: ~1300 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones (Elaena Targaryen)

A/N: Written for the "locked in" square for Trope Bingo. Title from a sonnet by John Donne. Thanks to Jadeddiva for the beta!

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( The king lies dying, and Elaena Targaryen grows tired of waiting. )

Title: All I Want Is A Taste
Rating: PG
Length: ~1500 words
Fandom: Lizzie Bennet Diaries (William Darcy)
Spoilers: Up to the Pemberley arc

A/N: Well, it was supposed to be competency!porn about CEO Darcy but then it was supposed to be food porn for

trope_bingo and now it's just this. SO. Title's from a half-forgotten Phish song I never really knew in the first place, and that's about where we are right now.

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( Aside from his nearest and dearest, William has few weaknesses—malty dark beers, 180 gram vinyl, and a certain stubborn redhead with a propensity for finding the tenderest parts of his ego chief among them—but the greatest of all might be the kimchi quesadilla. )

Title: The Last Crown
Rating: PG
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: James Bond (genderswap!everybody, basically)

A/N: For

trope_bingo! James Bond genderswap for my AU: Other square. Fancasting photoset can be found on Tumblr here!

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( I haven't always been such a pillar as you see before you today, Bond. )

Title: Open Up the Door and Let Me In
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~7000 words
Fandom: Push (future Nick/Cassie-ish)
Recipient: Mynuet

A/N: For Yuletide 2012. All my thanks to S-who-will-never-see-this for the "whale"-hunting tips; and to L and the Js for the beta <333 Title from Hospital Ships' "Love or Death".

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( Nick didn't bother asking how they'd tracked him down. )

A/N: Multifandom short fics done for Tumblr requests. All are PG-ish, at most. Links take you to AO3.

got a new feel; west wing; charlie/zoey, genderswap

can't tell you what i'm feeling; parks & rec; donna/jean-ralphio, telepathy

grubbing in the ashes; elementary; apocalypse

lay there in your brain; suits; donna, amnesia

close your eyes & make believe; downton abbey; richard carlisle/mary crawley, modern au

two men and a baby; big bang theory; accidental baby acquisition

ohio is wine country too, you know; book group; drunk!fic

A/N: Some drabbles (actual drabbles! According to one non-Gdocs word count anyway) for

muir_wolf's Multi-Fandom Drabble Tree. Figured I'd stop hogging the tree and take a break to post them here instead :)

Go see the awesomeness that everyone else is posting! Post some of your own!

( she runs (Longmire; Vic Moretti) )

( off to the temp agency (Doctor Who - First Doctor; Barbara Wright) )

( bright blue sky (ASOIAF; Ned Stark) )

( Hawkeye opens his mouth (M*A*S*H; Hawkeye Pierce) )

( she pulls him in and presses her lips against his (Push; Nick Gant) )

( no better way (The Book Group; Clare Pettingill) )

( shoves him beneath a wave (Luther; John Luther) )

( Luke and Leia (Star Wars) )

( He’s just another geek in a comic shop (Castle; Rick Castle) )

Current Music: Led Zeppelin - Rock And Roll

Title: A Lion Still Has Claws
Rating: PG
Length: ~1000 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones (Cersei Lannister)
Recipient:

casterlys
Spoilers: Pre-series only

A/N: SHORT AND SWEET, A SUMMER FICATHON. Title from The Rains of Castamere!

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( As a girl Cersei dreamt often of the day that Rhaegar Targaryen would take her to wife. )

Current Music: Wolf Parade - You Are A Runner and I Am My Father's Son

Title: Years of Experience (The Come and Stare At Us Remix)
Rating: G
Length: ~900 words
Fandom: Anthropomorfic (Twitter, Tumblr, HSK/Spanon)

A/N: REVERSE REMIX: COMMENT EDITION. Title from Regina Spektor's Us. Thanks to

allthingsholy for giving me her They'll Name A City After Us to play with. I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.

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( I heard it's haunted. Like, American Horror Story!haunted. )

Title: Break Out Our Old Machines Now (The Bad Days Coming Remix)
Rating: G
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: Firefly (Zoe Washburne)

A/N: REVERSE REMIX: COMMENT EDITION. Title from Sleater-Kinney's Combat Rock (come back to me, &Sleater-Kinneyyyyyyyy;). Thanks to Jules for giving me her Legs To Stand to play with <33

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( There's a storm brewing out there in the black. )

Current Music: Sleater-Kinney - Combat Rock

Title: Ebb, Flood, and Ebb
Rating: G
Length: ~800 words
Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia/Doctor Who (Susan Pevensie, Second Doctor)

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. A billion years ago

mari4212 asked for a crossover for Susan and the Doctor. And then I bookmarked this poem in the story notes and a BBC archive video of the Princess Elizabeth's visit to Liverpool in 1949, and named it "Ebb, Flood, and Ebb" then abandoned it entirely. :|

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( She hadn't been left alone again, she hadn't. )

Current Music: Small Sur - Sea Stones

Title: Never Break the Chain
Rating: G
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: Doctor Who (Martha)
Prompt: run in the shadows / damn your love, damn your lies / and if you don't love me now, you will never love me again

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. Written long-ago for a prompt on the Awesome Ladies Ficathon. I'd hoped to turn it into a Year That Never Was longfic with Martha/OFC and Martha/getting over the Doctor, but, well. This is as far as I ever got. Maybe Petronella will turn up in something else someday (I HOPE).

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( Black water sloshed in their wake as the boat bellied up to the abandoned dock. )

Current Music: Fleetwood Mac - The Chain

Title: Come the Morning (The Once More for the Ages Remix)
Rating: G
Length: 2800 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones
Spoilers: pre-series, no major spoilers!

A/N: Written as a pinch hit for Remix Redux 10, based on kitrinlu's Hope Begins in the Dark, which is a lovely series of twinned vignettes for three of the major experiences in Ned & Catelyn's story pre-AGOT: wedding, battle, homecoming. And, of course, how those words mean different things to both. I focused on the wedding only, mostly because I don't know how to remix what's basically my headcanon in someone else's words :)

Title is from The New Pornographers' Go Places. Thanks to

allthingsholy for the beta and

inkdot for the encouragement ♥♥

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( A lesser woman might weep for what had been lost, Catelyn thought. But she was a Tully, through and through, and she knew her duty. )

Current Music: The New Pornographers - Go Places

Title: If I'm Not The Same
Rating: up to PG-13 for language
Length: 4600 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory
Prompt: Uses the third fifteen prompts in order from the 2010 Paradox-o-rama Fiction Friday thing at

sheldon_penny, the link to which I lost long ago.

A/N: Supposed to be an AMNESTY FIC in a shameless copying of

damalur but idk, somehow I finished them instead. These are all one-year-later continuations of the AUs in Through the Looking Glass and If It Was So from long-forgotten picture prompts at

sheldon_penny. As done as they'll ever get, I guess. iii from all three collections obviously got re-used in Get Rid of Me If You Try!

Read the whole thing on AO3

( But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I? )

Current Music: The Avett Brothers - If It's The Beaches

Title: When No One Can See
Rating: G
Length: 1000 words exactly (writtenkitten, don't fail me now!)
Fandom: Sherlock (Molly Hooper)
Spoilers: through 2x03 The Reichenbach Fall

A/N: Written for

picfor1000, using this picture. First attempt at Sherlock in any incarnation; would love any and all feedback. Massive, massive thanks to

damalur for the beta ♥♥

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( She has to remember to leave that Molly behind. Mousy Molly, squeaking and dreaming, with stars in her eyes and awkwardness rippling in her wake. )

Current Music: Cinematic Orchestra - That Home and To Build A Home

Title: Just Like Notting Hill
Rating: PG
Length: 6600 words
Fandom: 30 Rock (Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes)
Recipient:

allthingsholy!
Warning: get your brain bleach ready
A/N: AL, I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION TO

help_japan ♥♥ I started this before the North Korean whatever the hell that was subplot last season, so Avery ... *handwaves*

Two videos that might come in handy but aren't necessarily required viewing: America/Canada TRU LUV 4 EVA; and badminton rant, with someone who is hands down my absolute favorite what-in-holy-hell-is-happening-here part of any NBC Olympics broadcast. Seriously, I wish they'd make her the primetime anchor instead of ol' Blandyface Costas.

Thank you to the always fabulous

inkdot for everything she does and all the times she doesn't tell me to stfu. ♥♥ And HUGE thanks to

littlebutfierce for help with the Finnish translation :D

Try it on AO3!

( This was going to be a hiatus to remember. )

Current Music: Theme from Chums

Title: Baby, Baby (Ohhh)
Rating: PG
Length: 2900 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory (Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/OFC, Amy/Raj/Zack, Howard/Bernadette)
Recipient:

nickypedia93!
Prompt: "Sheldon, Penny, and a baby. Any rating."
Warning: hilariously inauthentic obstetric details, babyfic
A/N: Thanks to

inkdot and

galfridian for the beta and to

muir_wolf for egging me on. You're the best, ladies ♥ Title from the Justin Bieber song, because once you go crack your mind is almost totally and irrevocably destroyed oh help.

Try it on AO3!

( Do you remember when I told you I wouldn't love a child who couldn't solve for the area under a curve? )

Current Music: Beastie Boys - Shadrach

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