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Title: All I Want Is A Taste
Rating: PG
Length: ~1500 words
Fandom: Lizzie Bennet Diaries (William Darcy)
Spoilers: Up to the Pemberley arc

A/N: Well, it was supposed to be competency!porn about CEO Darcy but then it was supposed to be food porn for trope_bingo and now it's just this. SO. Title's from a half-forgotten Phish song I never really knew in the first place, and that's about where we are right now.

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( Aside from his nearest and dearest, William has few weaknesses—malty dark beers, 180 gram vinyl, and a certain stubborn redhead with a propensity for finding the tenderest parts of his ego chief among them—but the greatest of all might be the kimchi quesadilla. )

A/N: Multifandom short fics done for Tumblr requests. All are PG-ish, at most. Links take you to AO3.

got a new feel; west wing; charlie/zoey, genderswap

can't tell you what i'm feeling; parks & rec; donna/jean-ralphio, telepathy

grubbing in the ashes; elementary; apocalypse

lay there in your brain; suits; donna, amnesia

close your eyes & make believe; downton abbey; richard carlisle/mary crawley, modern au

two men and a baby; big bang theory; accidental baby acquisition

ohio is wine country too, you know; book group; drunk!fic

Title: A Lion Still Has Claws
Rating: PG
Length: ~1000 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones (Cersei Lannister)
Recipient: casterlys
Spoilers: Pre-series only

A/N: SHORT AND SWEET, A SUMMER FICATHON. Title from The Rains of Castamere!

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( As a girl Cersei dreamt often of the day that Rhaegar Targaryen would take her to wife. )

Title: Baby, Baby (Ohhh)
Rating: PG
Length: 2900 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory (Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/OFC, Amy/Raj/Zack, Howard/Bernadette)
Recipient: nickypedia93!
Prompt: "Sheldon, Penny, and a baby. Any rating."
Warning: hilariously inauthentic obstetric details, babyfic
A/N: Thanks to inkdot and galfridian for the beta and to muir_wolf for egging me on. You're the best, ladies ♥ Title from the Justin Bieber song, because once you go crack your mind is almost totally and irrevocably destroyed oh help.

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( Do you remember when I told you I wouldn't love a child who couldn't solve for the area under a curve? )

Title: Method Man
Rating: PG
Length: 6400 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory (Penny, Sheldon, Wil Wheatonnnnnnnnn!)
Recipient: __hibiscus
Warning: Mild swearing; alcohol abuse and potential consent issues; wanton disregard for logic, coherence, reality, sense
A/N: Written embarrassingly late for __hibiscus's generous donation to help_japan ♥

AU from, like, 1996, basically, with the flimsiest of premises. This is 1000000% fictional evil!Wil in case anyone wonders, who in my head is also either Chaos or Fawkes (both? please?). Which means no lovely wife, no lovely kids, no lovely break from acting, no lovely turning down of shitty Richard Gere movies, and no lovely Don't be a dick philosophies. There is probably still some deeply nerdy homebrew action going on, though. The title of the show and some characters comes from The Eye of Argon. Pray you never write anything so infamous. All my thanks to inkdot and allthingsholy for not telling me to stfu ♥♥

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( There are no small parts, only small actors. )

Title: Kicked Your Gift-Horse In The Teeth
Rating: PG
Length: ~3200 words
Fandom: Community (Troy/Annie, Abed)
Recipient: fujiidom
A/N: Written for fujiidom's donation for Words for Relief. She asked for Troy/Annie or Troy/Annie/Abed future fic and this sort of fell out instead. Hope you like it, bb!

Title is from Van Morrison's Talk Is Cheap. Muchas gracias to jazzfic for the super-fast beta!

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( As it turned out, making it in Hollywood kind of sucked. )

Title: Captain Jack Made It Look So Easy
Rating: PG
Length: 1499 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory
Recipient: gilove2dance
Prompt: Hands touching hands, touching me, touching you (from Sweet Caroline)
A/N: Super-duper thankety-thanks to weasleytook for a) being awesome and b) being my beta ♥

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( After Raj cleared his throat for the sixth time, Leonard heaved a great sigh and put down his plate. )

Title: The Prince and the Peacock
Rating: PG
Length: 2000 words
Fandom: 30 Rock
Recipient: winninghearts, for yuletide 2010
Prompt: "I just want Liz and Wesley together in some capacity, with that delicious hate-love. I want them being perfect for each other and hating it, but still becoming more and more comfortable with each other. I want that bitch destiny to keep pushing them together!" and "I love alternate versions of fairy tales, or what comes after."
A/N: I wish I'd taken more time with this one because I really like the idea. Mostly I'm just relieved winninghearts likes it ♥! Thanks to inkdot for once again talking me down from the brink, and to poor Hans Christian Andersen, whose fairy tale's first and last lines I cheerfully stole. And mangled.

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( Once there was a Prince who wanted to marry a Princess. Only a real one would do. So he traveled through all the world to find her, and everywhere things went wrong. )

Title: The I in FBI
Rating: PG
Length: 1100 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory
Prompt: Fox Mulder, Paradox-o-rama Fiction Friday thing

A/N: Unbeta'd; would love any feedback, as always! May become a longer story at some point because OMG WHAT EVEN *_*

( Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted! )

Saith the Lord; PG; 600 words
West Wing (Joey Lucas)
prompt: God is a liberal, God is a Democrat, God wants you to vote Republican.

For chaletian on the 2010 Awesome Ladies Ficathon (original comment thread) Title is the attribution for "vengeance is mine". Like the rest of my commentfic, unbeta'd and in dire need of feedback. This is my first time with Joey, so please: let me have it!


( The first time Joey realized she was different, she was too young to know what that meant. )