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Title: Long Time Waiting
Rating: PG
Length: ~1800 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory (Penny/Leonard, Sheldon)
Prompt: "secretly a virgin" from the tropefic meme

A/N: This is the tenth of eleven lightning round fics I offered at help_haiti. The incomparable dashakay donated and asked for Penny/Sheldon with a twist - instead she gets Penny/Leonard with the same twist. IDEK. (my matching donation for 4-11 of the 11)

Totally unbeta'd and a bit of a departure so I would TOTALLY love any concrit or feedback.


"I'm not talking about this with you, Sheldon. Get out so I can go home and back to bed, or I'll come over there and kick you out."

Title: Lost and Found
Rating: G
Length: ~2000 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory (Penny, Rajesh Koothrappali)
Prompt: "amnesia" from the tropefic meme for Raj/Penny BFF

A/N: This is the seventh of eleven lightning round fics I offered at help_haiti. The fantabulous juniperlane donated twice, so for her second go she gets this. (my matching donation for 4-11 of the 11)

Thanks and ♥ to inkdot for the beta and hand-holding.


"Where am I?" Raj asked again, squeezing her wrist. When his eyes focused, he looked confused. His expression edged closer to terrified the longer she gaped at him. "Who are you?"

Title: Everywhere There's Trouble
Rating: PG
Length: 900 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory (Penny/Sheldon)
Prompt: "aliens made them do it" from the tropefic meme and I totally fucked it up! :(

A/N: This is the sixth of eleven lightning round fics I offered at help_haiti. The lovely sa_4_geeks donated $5 to Oxfam! (my matching donation for 4-11 of the 11)

Thank you x a billion to Meg for helping me end the thing ♥


Penny stood in the parking lot of a deserted roadside bar somewhere in the middle of Nowheresville, Arizona, and watched as streaks of fire fell from the sky to the west.

Title: This Means War!
Rating: PG
Length: 700 words
Fandom: 30 Rock (Jonathan, Jack/Kenneth (sorta))
Prompt: from the tropefic meme but telling you would be giving it away and I failed at using it properly anyway

A/N: This is the fourth of eleven lightning round fics I offered at help_haiti. The wonderful allthingsholy donated $5 to Architecture for Humanity (and another five for another trope that is upcoming, but I donated to UNICEF because they can do a lot more work immediately)! (my matching donation for 4-11 of the 11) Total crackfic that crosses over with IRL a little but inkdot assures me it is either Too Soon or Incredibly Timely. So, there you go.

As he shuffled through to his outer office, head hanging low, pulling the heavy door closed behind him, Jonathan balled up his fists and whispered, "As God is my witness, Conan O'Brien, you'll never host late night again!"

Title: The Scottish Play (No, the Other One)
Rating: G
Length: 800 words
Fandom: Community (ensemble)
Prompt: "cross-dressing" from the tropefic meme

A/N: This is the second of eleven lightning round fics I offered at help_haiti. The fabulous scintilla10 donated $5 to Doctors Without Borders! (my matching donation) Very slight spoiler for Friday Night Lights season 2.

Read it at AO3!