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Title: This Shot Will Be My Last
Rating: PG
Length: 3000 words
Fandom: Crossover: Buffy/Supernatural/&c (Buffy, Dean, Sam)
Prompt: The world ends, the hunters and Slayers and the like get to pick up the pieces and figure out what went wrong. (bonus for a crossover smorgasbord!)

A/N: Written for sullensiren for the 2010 apocalyptothon. Set between the BtVS movie/Origin comic and the show, and about eight years pre-series for SPN, with bonus ~mystery~ crossovers listed at the end. IDEK. Hope you like it! Title from the Rolling Stones' Sister Morphine.

Thanks to weasleytook for the beta and to inkdot for always knowing the right thing to say ♥


( So, let's take it from the top: )

Title: I Lost Two Cities, Lovely Ones
Rating: R, for sex! and language. But mostly sex!
Length: 7400 words
Fandom: Crossover: Buffy/Supernatural (Buffy Summers/John Winchester)
Recipient: cidercupcakes (♥♥♥; you totally broke my brain in awesome ways with this one, bb)
Prompt: Buffy Summers/John Winchester, R rating or higher, lighter tone
A/N: I don't know exactly how it happened but this is both more words than I've ever strung together in a oneshot before and the dirtiest thing I've ever written. :D:

For the One Night Stand ficathon; set several years post-Chosen (BtVS), but still pre-Dead Man's Blood (SPN), with lots of invisible handwaving re: timelines. (Lots and lots.) Title from Elizabeth Bishop's One Art. Both SPN and BtVS are basically non-fandoms for me, so feedback would be better than a scythe of my own!

THANK YOU to inlovewithnight for the beta, and to inkdot for this song and mutual silent judging! ♥

( Cleveland is and always has been a shit hole. John doesn't know if the same would be true of a version without a plague of demons and its very own permanent doorway to Hell, but he's pretty sure no one would ever mistake the city for a paradise. He's been holed up in a fleabag motel since he hit town the night before and he knows the city is going to look even worse in the daylight. )