ishie: (fandom:heroes // lol nakamuras)
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Title: I Love You (Don't Touch Me)
Rating: R, for language. Oh, such language.
Length: ~4600 words
Fandom: VEEP (Amy/Dan)

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. Nine billion years ago, Shaunna asked me for fake relationship VEEP fic. Um, ta-da? Kind of? I've been trying for almost two years to put more in this, but. Yeah. It's post-season 1, I tried to get the timelines straight but, uh, what timelines? How much time passes in season 1? A week? A year? I don't know. I couldn't figure it out. Give me Mike's job, is what I'm getting at here. I can't be worse than him! I only need to walk my imaginary dog like twice a week!

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Amy didn't just run screaming out of Bumpkinville yesterday. )
ishie: (fandom:hannibal // what do you see)
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Title: Taste Them In My Teeth
Rating: R
Length: ~2600 words
Fandom: Hannibal (genderswapped!Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham, Beverly Katz, Jack Crawford, Alana Bloom)
Warning: references to non-canon non-con/rape/assault and milder-than-canon cannibalism

A/N: Written for the "forbidden fruit" square for trope_bingo. Title from "Man" by Neko Case (♥). All my thanks to Damalur for kicking this into shape (♥♥).

The violence isn't too graphic but better safe than sorry. May also hit some body and/or pregnancy horror buttons, so caveat lector (har har!).

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As Persephone faded, so too does Hannibal, for a time. )
ishie: (fandom:asoiaf // idek)
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Title: Be Drowned No More
Rating: G
Length: ~2600 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones (Sansa Stark)

A/N: Written for Ghostrelic for the sansa_sandor holiday exchange. Title from a sonnet by John Donne. Thanks to Teinte for the beta!

This fic took a number of detours before it wound up here. One of them became a story about Elaena Targaryen as Baelor the Blessed lay dying, if you want to check it out: A Little World Made Cunningly.

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Once, Sansa dreamed of flying high over the slate roof of the Maidenvault, the sweet voices of Baelor's sisters rising in lament from behind its heavy doors. )
ishie: (fandom:asoiaf // sansaaaaaa)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: A Little World Made Cunningly
Rating: G
Length: ~1300 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones (Elaena Targaryen)

A/N: Written for the "locked in" square for Trope Bingo. Title from a sonnet by John Donne. Thanks to Jadeddiva for the beta!

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The king lies dying, and Elaena Targaryen grows tired of waiting. )
ishie: (fandom:lbd // domino...)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: All I Want Is A Taste
Rating: PG
Length: ~1500 words
Fandom: Lizzie Bennet Diaries (William Darcy)
Spoilers: Up to the Pemberley arc

A/N: Well, it was supposed to be competency!porn about CEO Darcy but then it was supposed to be food porn for [community profile] trope_bingo and now it's just this. SO. Title's from a half-forgotten Phish song I never really knew in the first place, and that's about where we are right now.

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Aside from his nearest and dearest, William has few weaknesses—malty dark beers, 180 gram vinyl, and a certain stubborn redhead with a propensity for finding the tenderest parts of his ego chief among them—but the greatest of all might be the kimchi quesadilla. )
ishie: (fandom:james bond // it's jane bitch)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: The Last Crown
Rating: PG
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: James Bond (genderswap!everybody, basically)

A/N: For [community profile] trope_bingo! James Bond genderswap for my AU: Other square. Fancasting photoset can be found on Tumblr here!

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I haven't always been such a pillar as you see before you today, Bond. )
ishie: (fandom:push // in this together)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: Open Up the Door and Let Me In
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~7000 words
Fandom: Push (future Nick/Cassie-ish)
Recipient: Mynuet

A/N: For Yuletide 2012. All my thanks to S-who-will-never-see-this for the "whale"-hunting tips; and to L and the Js for the beta <333 Title from Hospital Ships' "Love or Death".

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Nick didn't bother asking how they'd tracked him down. )
ishie: (fandom:tww // that's right bitches)
[personal profile] ishie
A/N: Multifandom short fics done for Tumblr requests. All are PG-ish, at most. Links take you to AO3.

got a new feel; west wing; charlie/zoey, genderswap

can't tell you what i'm feeling; parks & rec; donna/jean-ralphio, telepathy

grubbing in the ashes; elementary; apocalypse

lay there in your brain; suits; donna, amnesia

close your eyes & make believe; downton abbey; richard carlisle/mary crawley, modern au

two men and a baby; big bang theory; accidental baby acquisition

ohio is wine country too, you know; book group; drunk!fic
ishie: (fandom:asoiaf // tis a silly place)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: A Lion Still Has Claws
Rating: PG
Length: ~1000 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones (Cersei Lannister)
Recipient: [profile] casterlys
Spoilers: Pre-series only

A/N: SHORT AND SWEET, A SUMMER FICATHON. Title from The Rains of Castamere!

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As a girl Cersei dreamt often of the day that Rhaegar Targaryen would take her to wife. )
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Title: Years of Experience (The Come and Stare At Us Remix)
Rating: G
Length: ~900 words
Fandom: Anthropomorfic (Twitter, Tumblr, HSK/Spanon)

A/N: REVERSE REMIX: COMMENT EDITION. Title from Regina Spektor's Us. Thanks to [personal profile] allthingsholy for giving me her They'll Name A City After Us to play with. I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS.

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I heard it's haunted. Like, American Horror Story!haunted. )
ishie: (fandom:firefly // big & hot)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: Break Out Our Old Machines Now (The Bad Days Coming Remix)
Rating: G
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: Firefly (Zoe Washburne)

A/N: REVERSE REMIX: COMMENT EDITION. Title from Sleater-Kinney's Combat Rock (come back to me, &Sleater-Kinneyyyyyyyy;). Thanks to Jules for giving me her Legs To Stand to play with <33

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There's a storm brewing out there in the black. )
ishie: (fandom:doctor // don't do that)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: Ebb, Flood, and Ebb
Rating: G
Length: ~800 words
Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia/Doctor Who (Susan Pevensie, Second Doctor)

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. A billion years ago [personal profile] mari4212 asked for a crossover for Susan and the Doctor. And then I bookmarked this poem in the story notes and a BBC archive video of the Princess Elizabeth's visit to Liverpool in 1949, and named it "Ebb, Flood, and Ebb" then abandoned it entirely. :|

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She hadn't been left alone again, she hadn't.  )
ishie: The Doctor is here to reverse your polarity wink wink nudge nudge (fandom:doctor // reverse the polarity)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: Never Break the Chain
Rating: G
Length: ~600 words
Fandom: Doctor Who (Martha)
Prompt: run in the shadows / damn your love, damn your lies / and if you don't love me now, you will never love me again

A/N: FIC AMNESTY. Written long-ago for a prompt on the Awesome Ladies Ficathon. I'd hoped to turn it into a Year That Never Was longfic with Martha/OFC and Martha/getting over the Doctor, but, well. This is as far as I ever got. Maybe Petronella will turn up in something else someday (I HOPE).

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Black water sloshed in their wake as the boat bellied up to the abandoned dock. )
ishie: (fandom:asoiaf // tis a silly place)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: Come the Morning (The Once More for the Ages Remix)
Rating: G
Length: 2800 words
Fandom: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones
Spoilers: pre-series, no major spoilers!

A/N: Written as a pinch hit for Remix Redux 10, based on kitrinlu's Hope Begins in the Dark, which is a lovely series of twinned vignettes for three of the major experiences in Ned & Catelyn's story pre-AGOT: wedding, battle, homecoming. And, of course, how those words mean different things to both. I focused on the wedding only, mostly because I don't know how to remix what's basically my headcanon in someone else's words :)

Title is from The New Pornographers' Go Places. Thanks to [personal profile] allthingsholy for the beta and [personal profile] inkdot for the encouragement ♥♥

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A lesser woman might weep for what had been lost, Catelyn thought. But she was a Tully, through and through, and she knew her duty. )
ishie: (fandom:big bang theory // lol drunk)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: If I'm Not The Same
Rating: up to PG-13 for language
Length: 4600 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory
Prompt: Uses the third fifteen prompts in order from the 2010 Paradox-o-rama Fiction Friday thing at [ profile] sheldon_penny, the link to which I lost long ago.

A/N: Supposed to be an AMNESTY FIC in a shameless copying of [personal profile] damalur but idk, somehow I finished them instead. These are all one-year-later continuations of the AUs in Through the Looking Glass and If It Was So from long-forgotten picture prompts at [ profile] sheldon_penny. As done as they'll ever get, I guess. iii from all three collections obviously got re-used in Get Rid of Me If You Try!

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But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I? )
ishie: (fandom:sherlock // mollyyyyyy)
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Title: When No One Can See
Rating: G
Length: 1000 words exactly (writtenkitten, don't fail me now!)
Fandom: Sherlock (Molly Hooper)
Spoilers: through 2x03 The Reichenbach Fall

A/N: Written for [community profile] picfor1000, using this picture. First attempt at Sherlock in any incarnation; would love any and all feedback. Massive, massive thanks to [personal profile] damalur for the beta ♥♥

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She has to remember to leave that Molly behind. Mousy Molly, squeaking and dreaming, with stars in her eyes and awkwardness rippling in her wake. )
ishie: (fandom:30 rock // tinaaaaa)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: Just Like Notting Hill
Rating: PG
Length: 6600 words
Fandom: 30 Rock (Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes)
Recipient: [ profile] allthingsholy!
Warning: get your brain bleach ready
A/N: AL, I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION TO [ profile] help_japan ♥♥ I started this before the North Korean whatever the hell that was subplot last season, so Avery ... *handwaves*

Two videos that might come in handy but aren't necessarily required viewing: America/Canada TRU LUV 4 EVA; and badminton rant, with someone who is hands down my absolute favorite what-in-holy-hell-is-happening-here part of any NBC Olympics broadcast. Seriously, I wish they'd make her the primetime anchor instead of ol' Blandyface Costas.

Thank you to the always fabulous [ profile] inkdot for everything she does and all the times she doesn't tell me to stfu. ♥♥ And HUGE thanks to [personal profile] littlebutfierce for help with the Finnish translation :D

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This was going to be a hiatus to remember. )
ishie: (fandom:big bang theory // mwa ha)
[personal profile] ishie
Title: Baby, Baby (Ohhh)
Rating: PG
Length: 2900 words
Fandom: Big Bang Theory (Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/OFC, Amy/Raj/Zack, Howard/Bernadette)
Recipient: [ profile] nickypedia93!
Prompt: "Sheldon, Penny, and a baby. Any rating."
Warning: hilariously inauthentic obstetric details, babyfic
A/N: Thanks to [ profile] inkdot and [ profile] galfridian for the beta and to [ profile] muir_wolf for egging me on. You're the best, ladies ♥ Title from the Justin Bieber song, because once you go crack your mind is almost totally and irrevocably destroyed oh help.

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Do you remember when I told you I wouldn't love a child who couldn't solve for the area under a curve? )

April 2014